You pick the News:

A) Libia to build to statue to Saddam! Stabity spreads over the Middle East.

B.) Brittany Spears Divorces her panties.

C.) Iraqi troops-- on the juice?

D) How far will the Pat's Go?

Centrist Democrats Take the Congress!

Let the hearings begin!

Politics

Laws forsaken for security.

Elections are highly suspect.

Wars and scapegoats are manifested to mask pursuit of absolute power.

Control of Media

Religious values are used to shield those in power from scrutiny.

Tivoing "Mad Money" is more important than your country's descent into hell.